7 of the weirdest items available on the Tottenham store

7 of the weirdest items available on the Tottenham store

It’s been a weird few days on the Tottenham Hotspur store.

New products have been popping up left, right and centre, and for every item, there has been around 10,000 memes doing the rounds on Twitter. Fans can’t get enough of it all, but maybe not for the right reasons.

Let’s see what all the fuss is about.

Hang this up on your wall to remember the fact that Spurs made it all the way to the final of the cup competition nobody really cares about.

Make sure you save space for another one if Spurs go all the way and win it!

Get yours here for £12.00

Okay, so a couple of things here…

1) This is awful.

2) “Tottenham’s gonna do it again”… The trophy cabinet hasn’t been touched since 2008.

3) White Hart Lane is gone.

4) This is awful.

Get yours here for £20.00

If you want a 4ft reminder of just how disastrously Gareth Bale’s loan return to Spurs has gone staring at you while you sleep, here you go.

Get yours here for £20.00

Have you ever wished your sleep paralysis demon sold merch?

Get yours here for £24.99

Celebrate Franck Ribery’s time at Spurs with this new-and-exclusive doll!

Get yours here for £24.99

Described as a ‘love doll’ (that’s bad enough), get your very own personalised version of these beautiful creatures.

It’s surely only ever going to be good for a joke, but hey, I’m not here to judge what you get up to in your free time. You do you.

Get yours here for £29.99

You’ll make everyone so jealous when they see you drinking out of this Carabao Cup finalists mug… maybe turn it the other way to make sure nobody sees it though.

Get yours here for £8.00

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